{"id":770,"date":"2008-03-09T01:04:28","date_gmt":"2008-03-09T00:04:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/2008\/03\/09\/mr-black-reservoir-gekos\/"},"modified":"2008-03-09T02:06:31","modified_gmt":"2008-03-09T01:06:31","slug":"mr-black-reservoir-gekos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/mr-black-reservoir-gekos\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Black, Reservoir Gekos"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 28pt\" lang=\"es-ES\">D<\/span><span lang=\"es-ES\">e lo \u00c3\u00banico que quiero que habl\u00c3\u00a9is y de lo que ten\u00c3\u00a9is que hablar, es de lo que vais a hacer, as\u00c3\u00ad todo ir\u00c3\u00a1 bien. Estos son los nombres&#8230; Sr, Marr\u00c3\u00b3n, Sr. Blanco, Sr. Rubio, Sr. Azul, Sr. Naranja y Sr. Rosa.<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em><span lang=\"es-ES\">\u00c2\u00bfPorqu\u00c3\u00a9 yo Sr. Rosa? <\/span><\/em><br \/>\n<span lang=\"es-ES\"><br \/>\nPor maric\u00c3\u00b3n, \u00c2\u00bfvale? <\/span><br \/>\n<span lang=\"es-ES\"><br \/>\n<em> \u00c2\u00bfPorqu\u00c3\u00a9 no podemos elegir el color? <\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span lang=\"es-ES\"><br \/>\nNi hablar, ni hablar. Ya se prob\u00c3\u00b3 y no funcion\u00c3\u00b3. <strong>Habr\u00c3\u00ada cuatro t\u00c3\u00ados pele\u00c3\u00a1ndose por ser el Sr. Negro<\/strong>, y c\u00c3\u00b3mo no os conoc\u00c3\u00a9is ninguno, dar\u00c3\u00ada el brazo yo. No, se\u00c3\u00b1or. \u00c2\u00a1Elijo yo! T\u00c3\u00ba eres el Sr. Rosa, y da gracias por librarte del amarillo.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"right\">Discusi\u00c3\u00b3n entre Joe y Sr. Rosa.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p align=\"justify\">Tuve suerte.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Visto en: <a href=\"http:\/\/es.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Reservoir_Dogs\">Reservoir Dogs<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De lo \u00c3\u00banico que quiero que habl\u00c3\u00a9is y de lo que ten\u00c3\u00a9is que hablar, es de lo que vais a hacer, as\u00c3\u00ad todo ir\u00c3\u00a1 bien. Estos son los nombres&#8230; Sr, Marr\u00c3\u00b3n, Sr. Blanco, Sr. Rubio, Sr. Azul, Sr. Naranja y Sr. Rosa. \u00c2\u00bfPorqu\u00c3\u00a9 yo Sr. Rosa? Por maric\u00c3\u00b3n, \u00c2\u00bfvale? \u00c2\u00bfPorqu\u00c3\u00a9 no podemos elegir el color? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[712,726,723],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cine","category-citas-y-frases","category-yo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=770"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}