{"id":580,"date":"2007-09-05T16:47:55","date_gmt":"2007-09-05T14:47:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/2007\/09\/05\/teorico-inside\/"},"modified":"2007-09-05T16:50:01","modified_gmt":"2007-09-05T14:50:01","slug":"teorico-inside","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/teorico-inside\/","title":{"rendered":"Te\u00c3\u00b3rico inside"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 22pt\">M<\/span>ientras a los manzaneros californianos de la blogosfera les est\u00c3\u00a1 explotando el trasero con los \u00abnuevos iPod\u00bb, que tendr\u00c3\u00a1n papel del culo y limpia orejas incorporado, yo me dedico a decir <span style=\"font-weight: bold\">3 fallos<\/span>, s\u00c3\u00ad.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">\u00c2\u00bfC\u00c3\u00b3mo? Pues acost\u00c3\u00a1ndome a las 2:00, durmiendo 4 horas, duch\u00c3\u00a1ndome a las 6 y algo, forzando a mi santa madre para que me lleve a la otra punta de la ciudad para esperar a que un t\u00c3\u00ado gordo y con bigote -absolutamente caricaturesco- mencione mi desgastado nombre y tenga 30 minutos para contestar 30 preguntas, y confiar en que una m\u00c3\u00a1quina correctora entienda la diferencia entre cuadrado, equis y tach\u00c3\u00b3n.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1118\/1330792150_6d4ddee669_o.png\" height=\"262\" width=\"455\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Visto en: DGT.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mientras a los manzaneros californianos de la blogosfera les est\u00c3\u00a1 explotando el trasero con los \u00abnuevos iPod\u00bb, que tendr\u00c3\u00a1n papel del culo y limpia orejas incorporado, yo me dedico a decir 3 fallos, s\u00c3\u00ad. \u00c2\u00bfC\u00c3\u00b3mo? Pues acost\u00c3\u00a1ndome a las 2:00, durmiendo 4 horas, duch\u00c3\u00a1ndome a las 6 y algo, forzando a mi santa madre para [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[723],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-yo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=580"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}