{"id":2641,"date":"2009-08-03T19:28:37","date_gmt":"2009-08-03T17:28:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/?p=2641"},"modified":"2009-08-03T19:28:37","modified_gmt":"2009-08-03T17:28:37","slug":"18-minutos-y-22-segundos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/18-minutos-y-22-segundos\/","title":{"rendered":"18 minutos y 22 segundos"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Disculpe la demora, por favor, mant\u00c3\u00a9ngase a la espera y <strong>en breves momentos<\/strong> le atender\u00c3\u00a1 uno de nuestros agentes.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Robot de la tienda de Apple.<\/p>\n<p>Instantes despu\u00c3\u00a9s <strong>llam\u00c3\u00a9 a Microsoft<\/strong> (se supon\u00c3\u00ada que <a href=\"http:\/\/support.microsoft.com\/kb\/295539\/es\">ya hab\u00c3\u00adan cerrado<\/a>, ojo) y descolgaron al instante. <em>I&#8217;m a Mac, I&#8217;m a <span onclick=\"dr4sdgryt2(event)\">responsible enterprise<\/span><\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Visto en: 900 150 503.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Disculpe la demora, por favor, mant\u00c3\u00a9ngase a la espera y en breves momentos le atender\u00c3\u00a1 uno de nuestros agentes. Robot de la tienda de Apple. Instantes despu\u00c3\u00a9s llam\u00c3\u00a9 a Microsoft (se supon\u00c3\u00ada que ya hab\u00c3\u00adan cerrado, ojo) y descolgaron al instante. I&#8217;m a Mac, I&#8217;m a responsible enterprise. Visto en: 900 150 503.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[713,726,719],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apple","category-citas-y-frases","category-tecnologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2641"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2641\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elgekonegro.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}