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  • La madre de Matt Mullenweg

    I’m also the primary person on Akismet, Automattic’s anti-spam software for websites, which we created from scratch. We just added the first engineer six months ago, but for the past four years, it’s been just me. I decided to do it because I was worried about my mom. She hadn’t started a blog yet, but I had this crazy fear that when she did, she’d be bombarded by spam for Viagra and think that had something to do with what I did all day.

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    My mom started a blog a couple of weeks ago. Six years into this, and we finally made it easy enough for my mom to use.

    Visto en: Inc, The Way I Work: Matt Mullenweg.

  • You’re too sweet for Rock and Roll

    While Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters,
    sons of bankers, sons of lawyers,
    turn around and say, «Good morning» to the night.
    For unless they see the sky but they can’t and that is why,
    they know not if it’s dark outside or light.

    Elton John, Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters.

    Visto en: Almost Famous.

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  • La vida como una caja de pitillos

    You see that pack of Virginia killing sticks on the end of the piano?

    All you need to know about life is retained in those four walls. You will notice that one of your personalities is seduced by the illusions of grandeur – the gold packet of king size with a regal insignia, an attractive implication towards grandeur and wealth, the subtle suggestion that cigarettes are indeed your royal and loyal friends, and that, Pete, is a lie.

    Your other personality is trying to draw your attention to the flip side of the discussion, written in boring bold black and white, it’s a statement that these neat little soldiers of death are in fact trying to kill you and that, Pete, is the truth.

    Oh, beauty is a beguiling call to death and I’m addicted to the sweet pitch of its siren.

    That that starts sweet ends bitter, and that which starts bitter ends sweet.

    That is why you and I love the drugs and that is also why I cannot give that painting back. Now please, pass me a light.

    Jonhy Quid.

    Visto en: RocknRolla, Youtube.

  • Cuando los madrileños abandonan la aldea

    Niños, cuando os encontréis con una persona originaria de Madrid preparaos para una frase que les acompaña y que, como el enjotamiento de la ese al decir «es que», carece de todo sentido. Ya os situéis en Burgos, París o la Fosa de las Marianas, si preguntáis a esa persona de dónde es prometo que responderá:

    Na, yo soy de aquí, de Madriz.

    Visto en: Comprobado.